Heaven help me! I'm tweeting. This is all very humbling. Hello I'm nobody, please buy my book from Amazon! I feel pathetic. On top of it, my attempts to customize my twitter profile keep leading to a screen that declares, "Bad Request." I feel like banging my head against a wall. This is why people hire publicity reps and literary agents and why they have wi-fi. Stupid dial up. I should go to bed. This bitterness cannot lead to anything good.